Sorry to all the ah nehs in singapore

Media will continue to screw your mind.

“Boy ah! Don’t play and play wait ah neh will come beat you”

“Eat your food! If not later mommy will ask ah neh to beat you”

“BE good Hah!! Don’t Noti Noti ah! AH NEH IS COMING! (The evil version of santa clause is coming to town you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not be notti, i'm telling u why... ah neh ah neh is coming to town...)

Sounds familiar? These are often the words from the older generation to make their kids (Yes U and Me, the 80's breed) behave during my era. In 1980s’ settings, Ah neh (aka Indians) have powerful influence on one’s kid dietary system. Why so…

Eg1

Boy : mommy I duwan to eat, I want to go downstairs pak gor li , catch spider with ah gaw our neighbor….

Mommy : cannot huh! You don’t eat later the ah neh will be angry and will beat you

Boy : I eat I eat! I don’t want to play anymore.. no ah neh pls!

Eg2

Boy very picky about his food.. this don’t want to eat, that don’t want to eat…

Scenario – Macdonald.

Boy : mom, I don’t want these..i want Kentucky friend fried chicken..(back then Mac was not so popular yet.)

Mom: Cannot! Ah Gaw.. u must eat ok…look at you..so thin..cannot be fussy about food ok.

Probably ah gaw was already this size ->

ah gaw:I don’t care! And I am not going to fucking care!

Mom: nevermind… you see that ah neh over there? (poor Indian who happen to be working there as the sweeper or cashier and trying to earn a decent keep to feed his family of 6 mouthfuls, and we still dare say INDIANS HAVE NO MORAL CONSCIOUS! These days some Chinese I know don’t even bother much about their parents….) ah neh is looking at you already…you better behave wait ah neh 抓你拿去卖 in English = Catch you bring to sell

Ah gaw : I don’t believe u!

Mommy : you see..black black one.. and teeth so white… will bring you to the ah neh lalaland and make you their slave!

Ah gaw: Gasping in disbelief…

Probably at this moment, the ah neh noticed the notion and out of courtesy , gave his friendly Darlie white teeth to ah gaw..



Ah gaw:  I want to go home....

Poor ah neh…

I’m glad that this absurd folklore tale  was busted long long time ago… I sure hope that one day, people in india will educate their kids the same way we used to instill in the Chinese kids.

India Mom : Gek Ling Kia!, don’t play! Wait the Chinese pig will catch you and bring to china to sell you for Low fat dark grilled meat!

Gek Ling Kia: Its ok Mommy! I will make sure they will never pay back the Gek Ling Siao (debts) ……...

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I got nothing against Indians really. My first few good friends in primary school were Indians. and I even fell in love with an Indian boy during my sec school day. He was witty..he was smart..he was fun to be with, he was literally EVERYTHING ! And the myth about Indian smells? That’s bullshit…

The Chinese don’t smell? FYI, Chinese are the biggest population on earth that uses deodorant…and perfumes.

So who is smelly now?

Now why do I say Media will continue to fuck screw your mind? Bollywood Is good… they instill fear to the people in the most non suspicious way…. How?

in their movies!

Very often the male actors (almost all) have this highly incredible , insane, immeasurable strength and KUNG FU to wipe out the villains. (usually in just 1 punch will eliminate 1 enemy)

For the Chinese movies, you need to be someone special… maybe like GEN X cop.. or GEN Y cop… or sun wu kong etc etc to have this incredibly powerful god bestowed strength to be able to wack someone upside down.

But for Indian show?

A fucking light punch from the male lead can send the villain up high into the sky. (Take note, male actor role in the show is just a normal being with no supernatural power or prior military training. Was probably just a kampong boy…or a roti prata man…)

The sound effects in Indian show , **sfZ!! Changz!! Biang!!**

see this video..



more powerful than any USA X Men Mutants or Chinese superhero!

Tell me how not to be scared!

Screw Media seriously.

Yes, i am nutz.: Never trust a designer.

Yes, i am nutz.: Never trust a designer..

some funny shit...hahah

Goodbye Singlehood, U were my best pal for 29 years.

Not sure if I should start a page on these or just blog it here. Cause there will be a lot of regrets…resentments…complains...KpkB-ing as we progress to the end of my Singlehood…

Most of the authentic women that I know, even those Ba Poks sexually challenged women



are very very kan chiong about their wedding. The list of preparations on their TO DO List seems endless but IMO… is repetitive tasks LOLX.

Why? Eg…

1)      Must have nice nails.

2)      Must have nice toe nails artwork

3)      Maintain good skin or constant regular facial to improve skin tone

4)      Maintain good skin or constant regular facial to improve skin complexion

5)      Maintain good skin or constant regular facial to improve skin texture

Item 3-4-5 already is Repetitive liao Lor!
above and below are real life accounts from some of my gfs…



6)      Lose weight…5kg

7)      Need to lose more weight.. maybe another 2 more kg to fit in the killer corset.

8)      Need to grow long hair for nice hairdos…(This one can control meh???)

9)      Selecting venue….

10)  Selecting food

11)  Selecting gown

12)  Must look good on that day!! (in my opinion, is a repeat of item 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8)

13)  And so on and on…..

For the guys , maybe is just one on their list and is notably the most important.

1) WHERE IS THE MONEY!  Find It!  LoLX



People always say, and even today Flying Dutchman commented.

“Man are nothing but just a Prop during wedding”

Sounded so wrong… My man is not a prop leh..

I do not want my man to be just the Prop. I want him to shine and also receive a lot of attention.

Who said wedding are just for women? Tsk tsk… I know men are equally as HIAO !

To name a few – Marvin, Martivinti, Allah is great…….

If die die have to be a prop. I must make my man to be world no 1 best prop.





Disclaimer! I’m not saying I don’t give 2 or 1 hoot about my looks and YES, I do agree that looking good is one of the “must” happened thing… after all who enjoys going to wedding dinners to see

?????????

The no1 unwanted man on earth will probably still want and insist to stay single if this was his bride…Lolx…. (God..forgive me…)

So where does that leave me if the above are not my top priorities?

Knowing myself… I want to have fun… (Cyndi Lauper – Girls just wanna have fun…oh girl just wanna have fun!)I want to have so much fun that I will regret or even hate myself for ruining this (very special) relationship with my man.  It’s not about how glam I am going to look that day or how EX the table is going to cost or to my friends (afterall they are the ones to give the angbaos! lolx) it’s about creating that special day between us that will deeply be imprinted in our memories. Even when we grow old and wither(or die)…I hope this special day will still amuse us for the youth and stupidity we used to have.

By the way, you guys have no idea how retard my bf can be at times, I am officially declaring I have met my worthy opponent!

So...

Do you think if a couple who were married for 10-20 years…give a shit on how fucking beautiful/handsome they was before and how LAVISHLY and Glamorously they held their wedding? Even  if per table was SGD10,000++?

Sorry to say, nope. They don’t give a shit. If money can buy u happiness, that was not true happiness.

To realize my own beliefs and wants, I’m planning some stuff that will require a lot of courage from myself and my husband to be.

No…  :P

I am not going to reveal any info yet… because…nothing is finalized yet.

But I know it’s the biggest challenge I am giving to my man to tie the knot with me.

(Trust me, he was pretty upset and agitated when I proposed my thoughts..)

After much persuasion and angry distorted looks from me,

He finally surrendered with his white undies...

Even if the things I wanna do are ISO International (www.sgbrides.com) standards (Who cares…) …he had proved something to me.

He will always stand by me.

What else can I still ask for?

So baby if you are reading this… Thank you for all the good things/times u brought into my life and shit you still for the times u made me so angry that I almost want to pee in your pillow just to get back at u.

Bollywood

When we talk about shows , dramas or songs.. your first options are always English...Chinese..Jap..Korea...

What about Hindi? Why is everyone cringing when I say

I'm watching Hindi show and Bollywood really Rocks!

Is there a problem in watching Hindi? They are fucking more chio than your Korea hot babes (Which most of them went under the knife  -> Not Cool!).



Bollywood actors are hunkious,witty,well built and SEXY.

My latest craze right now ->



Fall in love with him madly... after watching 2 of his awarding winning movies

3 Idiots -

Ghajini -

I highly recommend the above 2 shows to all my friends. These days, a typical HOLLYWOOD movie will be tagged with highly unrealistic facts, exaggerating and similar  storylines from many other books..or comics.

But Hindi shows are different. they use real emotions and they don't focus on CGI . they focus on real solid acting skills!

Not that I only started watching Bollywoodies now! As a matter of fact, which a fact that not many knew.Not even my darling Incredible hulk knows. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ INDIAN SHOWS!

No joke... I have this movie with me right now. Don't wait cause I know U yes u.. i know you have plenty of spare time..

i guarantee you plenty of laughter and buckets of tears for this amazing film. Kudos

Ahhh forgot to say...... Only keen in north indians...

ops!

because nooo......... i not interested in



hhahah...

Blogging from Android

Things r getting more exciting ... I'm trying to blog here shitting in one of my pioneer mayor spot. Yes my cosy toilet .....
Why am I amazed with ever changing edge internet capabilities !
10 years ago, surfing net on phone seems only as a possible technology . 10 years later, the only left unresolved technology is to have both parties being teleported to a common area to conduct live communication !

Tio Pian

was cheated by my baby that NUH is raining cats and dogs, thunderous storms clouding entire clementi and it looks like   the perfect storm had stormed in

being curious 24/7 of my time... decided to take the much longer way back to office to witness this phenomenon.

Scully!!!! Its just!!



Pui!!!! waste of my time.. was hoping to see



nonetheless...it was good to see my baby with or without the thunderstorm.... :D

You always make my day with some stupid remarks that elevates my confidence........wahahahaha

:P

with love

Big Tits Head

Cheers!

Nothing is impossible.

Just announced on Facebook something awesome is coming and prepare for the awesomeness...

If you are still reading to this point. Yes... THIS IS THE AWESOMENESS!!!

I am on a blog and writing! Yes... used to think blogs was for whinnies (not winnie mind u!) people with no lives..stuffs change and things change.... seems like blogging is a good tool to destress? sometimes,dont you feel that you just can't trust anyone when you seriously need to... GOSSIP? Destress? Complain? KPKB on something? and no one is available to hear you? cause when u are 30... likelihood your friends are all busy with their babies............hubbies.......pets...(yes i have a friend who actually fed her dog with a spoon....talking about nothing is impossible...hmmm...)

yes Blogging is the way to go. Follow me ok? Wahahah.... friends are all commenting i'm very free can start twitter , foursquare, blog...facebook....  God... please don't take these away from me even when i have a dozen kids....

used to had a Blog (totally not active) www.wapianguruto.blogspot.com. Ji Tao never post anything lor! i still kena suan-ed by my friend Marvin Lee -> his facebook account here -> facebook.com/marvin.lee11

ahahha

gotta start exploring on the sibeh many unfamiliar options in wordpress to customize the look i want..

in the meantime . i'll throw in some pics first... where the fug is the button aniway???  (still trying to figure how...)