Monday, October 25, 2010

Excuse me Auntie, here is for early 20+

I’m not going to deny the instant regret feelings I had when I stepped into

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Not to mention that I actually thought butter factory was still at riverside lor! Wasted yet another taxi fare from riverside to One Fullerton!

That was clown act no 1.

Clown act no 2 followed quickly thereafter.

After I alighted at One Fullerton, I was expecting to see signboards that will lead me to butter factory, or at least some POSTERS to guide me the way lah!

To be more specific, saw that pathetic red stick man? That was where I alighted. (Yeah lah approximately… not that I alighted on the grass patch from the taxi duhZ?)

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I looked around hoping to see some signboard, arrows or something and to my horror… NOTHING!

Hiding my anxiety (for being like a sua ku), I looked around frantically searching for  “WHERE IS THE GOD DAMNED BUTTER FACTORY?!?!”

Eventually decided to give up since there were 2 cute guys infront of me, I mean… why not just ask??

Then…….

Forward to 15 mins later. (My bf reads this blog too)


So...how far was I from butter factory?

Not even fucking 5000cm AWAY Can!

Super Malu…… I am standing around the white stick man, butter is at the red circle area.

Its as good as telling everyone, i’m sua ku!
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Without wasting too much time… when I am already 2 hrs late. yeah late cannot meh?

I zoomed past the ticketing booth, bouncer and I was greeted by several doorways leading to different areas.

WHERE the fuck is FASHIONBAR???  (Minors reading my blog. NC16)

 

Finally I found it! Fashion bar!@!@!

No mean feat for me to reach there all by myself u know …! Took me more than 2 hrs to reach butter factory from bukit batok lor can??

Task not completed yet at this point, yes I was inside the fashion bar no doubt… but WHERE THE HELL WERE THEY SEATED?

And I really hate to look for them trying to squeeze around the crowd. Because the crowd was fucking YOUNG and I felt fiaking out of place? (Below relates approx 70% of actual feeling for the night)

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Somemore not to mention the songs they were playing was completely ALIEN to my ears. And I was informed later that Fashion bar is actually a retro theme. “wtf??”  How was it possible when none of the songs even came close to the word R.E.T.R.O?

At least I knew I’m not alone when I started to grumble…couldn’t fit in and bla bla bla… the etc shit. Well the rest of the girls felt the same way too except for Esther who could dance at any song (Literally)

Screw that place and I will never step in there anymore cause it equates to National Library.

Putting this horrible place aside (worse still, no visual eye candies somemore) , I quickly went over to the grp of ferocious pussies to see what they were up to!

Disclaimer - “I’m innocent!”


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Hope we managed to fulfill her desire and fantasies.

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Bleah… no me…

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I think the serum fluid looked very real… especially when I accidentally dripped 1 drop on somebody’s leg and she goes “
WAPIANG!!! DON’T Anyhow drip your xiao leh!”  (=_=’’)


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Esther say I chio.. so this pic I put bigger… wAHAHAHAH (Later I will put the most chio pic the biggest)

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Excellent! Fantasies do come true! LoL



The No 1 AWARD Winning Photography of 2010 goes to Esther Low!!! (Because only you uploaded to facebook)

 

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 No 1 Award Winning Dress to Kill Goes to Esther Low!!!

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Even those the music was horrible, place was terrible but who need all these when we have

GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN!

 

Too bad lancing lancing time was short… only 30 mins…. Somemore coupled with a few spoilers on platform and dance floor…(pui)

It was definitely a great time hanging out!

Believed next on list is

Wendy

Juliana

Me………..

On the next Hen’s party season!

 

J

Thursday, October 7, 2010

War is Starting in 9 more hrs.

Getting Married – 2nd Phase


I’m truly gratified that women these days can choose between

  • Living together with Mother In Law

  • Pang Seh their Mother In Law


I know pang seh doesn’t seem quite right but trust me. It’s the most appropriate term to use here. I did a lookup of replacement words and ta dah!



None of the proposed word from MS even sounded humanely lor!

So it figures why USA Kids are more independent… it’s the English they are coping with..… LOL

So and yes..with the blessings of my mother in law, she encouraged has been encouraging us to get a flat on our own and when the time is ripe, she will move in with us. Sounds like a good deal to me when it actually helps by giving us ample time to get accustom to each other on the do’s and don’ts

BTW, I’m not a greedy person, I only need 1 rule.
Do not ask or request me to do anything for a 2nd time if I had rejected the 1st time politely.

Simple?

Scully…my future mother in law's 1 and only rule is
Do whatever I say or ask!

*I'm fucked.*

Hahahaha……  *God…..don’t plray plray…don’t give this joke to me hor….*

Mother in law I love u! (just in case she’s reading this now…..)

So… two words no say! (二话不说!) we started the madness of hunting down houses….and ....paying infinite times of $10 to participate in HDB’s BTO but always ONLY ended up with nothing but a bag of disappointments… Well my bro got the punggol waterway… ..I can’t deny my Brother has been the world luckiest man ever. God favors him! (Looking at my bro with envy green eyes……. (¬_¬) shit u.....)

But still! 长天不服有情人!There is a new launch EC Site at Compassvale bow.

The Esparina…....maciam sounds like the drug, the Aspirin!



Don’t bother or even try to dissuade me by saying so far…so ulu…so ex…good meh..?.... unless you are MM LEE and I will probably entertain you a little…otherwise a simple congratulations will be enough or KOPI NEXT TIME! And Welcome to PUNGGOL! Etc etc …. wahahah

And Yes!! I’m Fighting with 1600+ applicants!!! Screw em!

Wish me luck for tomorrow balloting results!

PS: LETS JAM UP THE 4square! Unlock Super Swarm Campaign starts now!

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Testing to see if this works.

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I promise to blog by this week!  i Will not let 99999 followers down!